severed arm reaching for a banana

The teenage mutant ninja turtle who loves pizza day dreams about cocoa puffs in space.

Doodle or Die

Man sitting at a table looking concerned because he knocked over a bottle of blood disguised as ketchup.

A mushroom cloud, but it's green so I think someone farted

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Asians are racists against black asians.

Doodle or Die

Giant stepping over a river and he's about to destroy a very happy, unsuspecting pyramid. His shoes also are girly.

New Chain

What's eating Gilbert Grape?

A marijuana leaf crying because someone missed 420 to turn up their radio that is playing shit.

What did you expect to happen when you push a paralyzed man down a flight of stairs?

Schizophrenic suicide.

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