The fat Americans are unhappy because confident Asian men keep stealing their jobs to stick their hands in power outlets.

The Sun taking a walk on the park while whistling

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Some kind of alien vagina being bombarded by photons ALL OF THE DAY BRO. Nigger.

Evil butterfly with eye-patterned wings is eating a terrified man's face.

Bluebird doesn't like iPads

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Two ICP lovers lose their limbs in an unfortunate fireworks incident

clogged toilet

Gary the snail orders Spongebob to strip

a pink flying octopus wearing a fedora is looking for Billy who was probably swept by the sea

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