Some sort of dragon-spider-human mutant flies and breathes fire.

holyshit DINOSAUR PRIEST. he is drawn VERY well.

Yourself drawing.

Damn it, you're too close to the camera! I can't see anything at all. Back up!

A thick, messy black line that vaguely resembles a limo.

No rainbow male genitalia allowed.

super condom

An old man with half a leg offers a candy cane to a legless child. The child judges the man's leg.

Lightning Bolt!

All the characters in Homestuck.

A triangle transforms into a Virgo triangle!

A letter with wings!