Psychic nun is trying to compel you with the power of Christ.

Censored unicorn is sparing you the details.

FOXES. LOTS AND LOTS OF FOXES.

I would like some foxes. They can be unicorn foxes. Rainbow foxes. Flying foxes. I just want foxes. Kthxbai.

Waka waka waka waka.

Coca-Cola is a chick now.

Floating W's, M's, V's, and U's.

Kirby likes apples.

Sucky poetry

No homo.

Attempted suicide goes wrong when instead of falling to his death, he instead floats forever.

Too small. Cannot read.