A mans eyes have fallen out

G.I Joe "The More you Know"

If Eyore from Winnie the Pooh was a pony in My Little Pony

An Iron Knight with a gold plume leaves his favorite cheese behind to go slay the dragon

King Cobra is more scared of you.

My Little Pony Centipede

Jet car's rollin' all night long, Crankin' up the jams and singin' along, Car's full of bitches and a brand new bong.

A potato eats a carrot

A dude is too busy playing video games to bang his loli

The zodiac sign Cancer is going to give you a cigar.

That dude from mario that rides the cloud and counts laps in mario cart

Kermit has broken Miss Piggys heart