Naked guy with a knife and an tattoo is surrounded by blood. His eyes are crossed and his mouth is puckered.

It's horrifying! Blood dripping off the walls! My tongue is square! My eyes have rolled into the back of my bread!

Holy...! It's the evil universe, all stringy, bloodshot eye! Red teeth! Darkness...

Canada robs the US when there are only 11 states.

It looks like a blue room. That may be a turd on the ground. Or possibly... a mini-moose.

Wilikers? Wilikers!

Man, man, woman, crying woman.

"ONG", shouts a blushing man.

X-RAY of a duck. The duck ate a table and an extremely large head of lettuce.

Narwhals ate my duck

Batman, fightin' crime, of course. Heroic.

The archbishop, wearing glasses, pulls the covers over himself sideways.