The couch is possessed or maybe it's a picture of digletts

Shut up condom you don't control me

Spydward. Squidwardspy. Spy/Squidward. Something like that.

Batman, I...

Cancerous /v/ memes being cancerous. Hurry up and steal the memes so you can make them unfunny and overblown, Reddit.

THAT GUY USED EXTRA COLORS GET HIM

A chinchilla ... oh god, is that a giant chinchilla copulating with a house

No you can't be a meme milhouse

Spider knows how to rock out

I suspect foul play, Inspector. This woman was crushed by a poorly drawn object that could only have been pushed from a great height.

tom bombadil and an umbrella

Undecipherable.