im not green (blue), im not green (blue), im not green (green) FUCK (green)

baby, heart, baby.

caviar is for rich folks

A man with denim jeans gets ball-kicked so hard he says "Ow!" and the attacker laughs: "haha"

errrrrrm

The alphabet with 1000x more metal

Ninja kills death, death summons unholy power from the flying dead pig attached by umbilical cord and instead of bloody death has red flies.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while I nodded, near

Wayne Rooney goes to Holland

Yellow with some white bits

lol, limewire

C++ programming language- pacman edition