Patrick Star sits on his couch, waiting for Spongebob to bring shishkabobs over.

The worst TV show on air right now.

Goatse is branching out.

WHAT YOU LIKE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Forest Whiticker is a fucking lady.

OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, YOUR GREATEST FEAR IS CHASING AFTER YOU

A man attempts to coin the phrase, 'What is this shit?', I doubt anyone believes he was the first to say it.

'Arry Potter wears the invisibility cloak, but Malfoy cast a hex on it, causing him to turn green!

Sonic the Hedgehog has hit puberty and decided to wear pants to hide his erections

A nerd is bullied in the street as they exclaim 'WOW A NERD'

The Sun has reached critical and is about to engulf all planets. This is the end of the human race.

It turns out the Jake from Adventure Time doesn't live in a magical kingdom, he just has autism.