TIME. I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS. GONNA DRAW ME SUM BABEZ.

i am maybe the world and it is maybe my head

no you take jesus, we've had him all fucking day and we're sick of him.

Doodle or Die

SHUT UP MOM I SAID I WANNA EAT ALL THE TACO BELL SAUCE PACKETS AND THATS WAT IM GUNNA DO.

THE MOON HAS A HUGE BONER

cat deciding whether or not to crawl inside of an elephants anus.

Get away from that eagle, billy. no. stop. you cannot ride that eagle, billy. billy. no. stop.

PIG SMOCKIN DAT WEED TRU HE NOSTRILS LYKE WHUT, PLAYA

THE SPERM IS THE NEW QUESTION.

QUIT STARING AT MY NIPPLES..I MEAN MY EYES.

ANTLER MAN GLARES MENACINGLY AT A PAIR OF GLASSES

hwllo gys i rd 2 m hmsk LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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