a man paints his naked body with his own feces

Big floppy grandma present

a hermit crab grew too big and is now using an empty skull for a shell

The sun is trying to lay a forceful sloppy kiss on a reluctant planet earth while the moon disapproves

The veins on my scrotum resemble a map of New York State

your grandma's boobs

Allegations have been made that Inspector Gadget has been inappropriate towards women

A man shits out a firetruck

The Clitoris looks like a pink Homer Simpson

His car has an extra car pop out of the end of it like a Xenomorph's little mouth.

my boss is a dbag

two dolphins riding on a disembodied pompador