warning: art quality fluctuates like the end of a strip of raw bacon in a wind tunnel
An X-Ray view of the human digestive system. The patient has swallowed an American Football, and it is inside their stomach.
A hairy alligator.
A majestic eagle.
A man with curly hair and disturbingly large eyes.
Your mother.
Michelle Obama is angry at the television.
A boy and a girl stand beside eachother.
Danger duck is angry, because the restrooms at the Black Pool are not available.
A shark with luscious, red lips descends from the sky, sweating with fear.
The stock market crashes so hard it becomes sentient, and begins to attack people.