Dead men laying a mess of grey and they have fizzly tits.

A lizard giving flowers to the girlfriend who dumped him

Hipster magazine

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Is it a bird? IS it a plane? No it is-Fat Steven? Why is Fat Steven flying?

A fridge playing dubstep

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RECIEVING TRANSMISSION FROM DAVID BOWIE'S NIPPLE ATENNAE

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Hi, go away.

A Happy Basketball

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Hey that is not my purse that is my "fun bag"

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Captain Planet cuts off his mullet and cries.

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