Hitler taking the new Potato 500 motorbike for a test drive

Heston Blumenthal's finest creation

That awkward moment when you didn't buy enough silver tinsel

A disembodied pair of Crocs kicking a melted golden tuba

Supersonic jizz

A blue-veined custard chucker

A one eyed wiggling Welshman

A bucket of piss leaves earth's atmousphere

A final defiant stare before he is engulfed in a wave of shit

A black man in denial

A paraplegic bird balances a sugar puff on its chin

A seahorse plays the trumpet in utero