That one birthday party you had when nobody showed up but your parents still sang happy birthday and gave you cake but you didn't want any.

Sollux's ear expunging troll seminal fluid

HULK GO TO SUPERMARKET AND PURCHASE GROCERIES AT A DISCOUNTED AND REASONABLE PRICE

Drew is a racist apparently, but I'd wait to get to know the guy before making any judgements.

Work Time Fun!

A meateor (It's an intentional pun) escapes earth shooting rainbowsssssss

CHUCK FROM CHUCKIE CHEESES WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU //SOBS LOUDLY

An anime fork lamenting its lack of legs

POW SAID THE FIST AS IT PIERCED THE HEAVENS

lady in a box

man bear pig eats eggs for breakfast

a cat worm looking at a hill made of sadness

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