Homestuck cosplayer couldn't scrounge up enough money for a Hero of Breath hoodie from What Pumpkin.

"One True Pairing"

A box-headed man with a fez that bears an eye. His shirt bears the word "NO" and his eyes are bloodshot.

A green man with huge arms converses with an orange man with similarly huge arms, wondering where the soda-pop is.

A heavyset, bald man with one tooth declares his name as Pootis Spencer, and that he is present.

A man adorned with expensive jewellery declares that drawing excrement is "not classy".

The five fingers on a hand are very sad.

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Gonorrhea

A man tells of his occupation, which is sucking.

A Ghastly Gibus sitting on a box.

An orange blob attacks a building. A man jumps off to avoid it.