Kraaken coming up to the surface of the ocean to eat seagulls.

retarded person says what?

G-unit niggas get crunk

plaid pattern

His name's, DOOM, they wonder just who is he/ but don't worry, believe me he'll get busy/ when it comes, to, poetry he's got plenty la la la

Hipster's hair was on fire before it was cool.

Commander Shepard boning an asari from behind

FUCK THAT'S HARD

Cool guy with sunglasses sliding on his knees into a room, shouting, "Looking GOOD!!!"

Zombie hand emerging from someone's head.

Small man, pile of money, pile of pills, giant hot dog

And if you cum on Scooby Doo you might get yourself a Scooby snack.