KISS THE GIRL, BOY. DO IT NOW.

Karkat Vantas tries out a new hair style. Hilarity ensues.

A kitten licking a piece of butter on her paw. She appears to be holding a toothbrush of sorts.

A blonde woman in a fabulous dress is as giddy as a schoolgirl when she throws the alphabet into the air.

Can you find the man in this abstract piece of art? (HE'S RIGHT THERE)

A man evaluates his life as he is engulfed in darkness. Dear god, what went wrong?

The school girl seeks revenge for the constant bullying. She does NOT like Mondays.

Remember kids, not even the ocean is free from rape. Wear a condom at all times.

A fancy seat with a violet cushion wants your sweet cheeks on it.

The purple suited man with a fancy cane hands you a ticket. "Maxi," It says, "Golo Binha."

A man skinny dips in the ocean. OH NO, FECES ATTACK!!!

Jack Reacher walks up to the glowing display, pressing his palm against the monitor. A window pops up, "Enter I.D.". What will he do?