A pole dancing poodle in an orange room

lettering. Seriously, thats it. I think it says NOTr, but i dunno, it looks like this person has a few extra chromosomes

Swimming cactus

Teaaaaa

Men on green Jelly/Jello if your american

Man with a mushroom tumour being interviewed. He's so brave.

The collapse of the Eiffel tower. Yeahhh, suck it France.

Apparently the city does sleep

Words surrounded by colours. Yes colours, with a u.

Planets playing tennis, earth is sad

Good advice, puma

It is not alie's birthday