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"Easy there, you fuzzy little man-peach."

Larry the Cucumber's cheeky girl cousin

Martian man misunderstands the idea of cosplay and 'getting into character' and goes a little too far...

Life on Mars

Madam Moo

Doodle or Die

'The Five Deadly Sins' personified, because someone clearly forgot there are two more.

Cherry had never seen a uni-brow as wonderful as Kenny's, and Kenny had never seen more beautiful jaundiced eyes since Shan Yu.

Timmy has decided that he can't take it anymore. Probably because his bedroom looks like a prison cell.

Two turds in the summer, one's in the shade.

Dave, the spade, screaming maniacally at a rooster.

A horse loose in a hospital

Silly blind man, he can't tell that Cheryl is naked.

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