Dat ass of an ass.

Someone cries in the corner while a shapeless ghost dances on a pole.

Typical film noir scene.

"Even though you decapitated me, my sunglasses still make me look like a badass!"

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A Roy Lichtenstein-styled drawing of a girl saying "what the?" The red dots on her face look like a hundred pimples.

Link with Aspergers

Someone has a really small surfboard.

A cat playing an acoustic guitar.

a blunt called error.

Doodle or Die

Someone had a really bad trip (flying cat, and a redheaded guy who spits piss included.)

The teacher didn't allow Wilson to go to the bathroom.

A bird unduly watches her egg with a binoculars, from a two-step distance.

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