A tube designed for delivering baked potatoes anywhere in a moment's notice.

An erotically suggestive water commercial.

Oh fuck yeah, chicken.

I think that's a hate crime.

Gaybrine the gay Pokemon. It has herpes.

That mysterious sheep just made a deal with the devil.

I'm so hot the ladies are just raining down on me.

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Some evil genius created a machine to lasso up rainbows and crush them.

New Chain

So, it was really humans that were the aliens here.

An angel has discovered shit on the bathroom floor. Why would someone shit on the floor when a toilet is so close?

A plane's crash is cushioned by a mountain of shit.

Boy playing with a cookie alien.

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