A green... doughnut? A green doughnut with red frosting hurtling towards earth from space? I don't have a damn clue. I'm sorry.

An unhappy mother pole-dances to buy hentai for her son. (I wish I was making this up, I really do.)

Car about to commit vehicular floracide!

A creeper is about to f' shit up for one unlucky miner.

Bronies are furries in denial. Just saying.

Green Day saves the day!

Doodle or Die

A lighthouse illuminates the violent thunderstorm

Doodle or Die

Little Bobby Pickles tells a ghost that his parents are dead.

Curious man and a bent hotdog!

Doodle or Die

Curious man and a bent hotdog!

New Chain

Engineers at a rave!

A tiny little troll in a teacup!

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