A bunch of goddamn words. He drew words. FUCKING WORDS. Can you believe that shit? Draw me a walrus for recompense.

"Hello everyone. The name is Fred the world is weird in my head. I say the name is Fred, and I am...Very naughty." -Freaky Fred

General Skarr has had enough of your bullshit.

"What's leer?" asks the dumb guy who's never played Pokemon.

Doodle or Die

An apple has become the victim of spousal abuse.

A bottle of Faygo drifting through some sort of time-space rift.

Imaginary rivalry of two groups of retards on the internet.

A sad duck. Probably sad because he's a stupid fucking duck. Fuck ducks, seriously. I hate those shits.

Two black men recounting their exploits in tossing little people down wells. They prefer "little people" over "midget" you bigoted asshat

Some guy using a Slip 'n Slide covered in urine.

New Chain

A genie granting car wishes.

That bird from Angry Birds really let himself go.

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