A bunch of goddamn words. He drew words. FUCKING WORDS. Can you believe that shit? Draw me a walrus for recompense.

"Hello everyone. The name is Fred the world is weird in my head. I say the name is Fred, and I am...Very naughty." -Freaky Fred

General Skarr has had enough of your bullshit.

"What's leer?" asks the dumb guy who's never played Pokemon.

An apple has become the victim of spousal abuse.

A bottle of Faygo drifting through some sort of time-space rift.

Imaginary rivalry of two groups of retards on the internet.

A sad duck. Probably sad because he's a stupid fucking duck. Fuck ducks, seriously. I hate those shits.

Two black men recounting their exploits in tossing little people down wells. They prefer "little people" over "midget" you bigoted asshat

Some guy using a Slip 'n Slide covered in urine.

A genie granting car wishes.

That bird from Angry Birds really let himself go.