A president with one large arm and one small arm gives a speech to a human pretzel and four people with one long arm and one short arm.

Block headed me is in love with Frankenstein's monster's sister. I tore out my heart so that she can use it. I'm her favorite valentine.

Two parents cry as they realize their son supports gay rights. None of them are wearing pants.

An Easter basket filled with triangular eggs sits on the king's crown.

Animals watching a man dance. They look at his genitals.

A coat heads to its home and flies away from the planet Earth.

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The world's fattest man got stuck in the world's largest Fruit Loop.

The offspring of piccachu and a goat is eating grass in a field.

Two face is killing batman with a flame thrower. Batman forgot his batmobile.

John staring at a dot. John has an under bite.

Four blue dots and four red dots.

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A german family on a nudist beach.

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