a winged astronaut disovers atlantis!!

a trumpet that is way out of tune because there is a midget stuck in it!!

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a barrel full of tuxedo wearing aliens!

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a cannibalistic waffle with a dildo

a black man is throwing his coat out the window

a zombie old lady eats poop and tries to sell drugs!

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darth vader as a stripper

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cool story bro!!

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a giant waffle destroying destroying new york city

a pink man in a marshmallow hat proclaiming that he found chocolate!

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