It was a lovely Welsh Wedding. That evening at the reception, prime rib was served for the groom's family, and alfalfa for the wive's.

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Despite a new physics engine, Goat Simulator was panned by the Welsh game press as "too derivative" compared to last year's Sheep Simulator.

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Canis Hickus, the dog-riding redneck, usually shows best in the October nights. From the zenith, look eastward about 30 degrees.

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As we see on this History Channel documentary, food processors and bananas were both a lot larger in the older days.

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Truth be told, she received an erotic thrill from messily dicing tomatoes while topless.

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Ronald McDonald parachutes from an exploding plane and paints his face black. He is also wearing a dynamite McVest.

Mario finally proposes to Toad. Look at the size of that rock!

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Cursing her mosquitoe bites, Sailor Moon decided she was going to take the dive and get implants.

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An infant Beholder takes its first steps into the world.

Michael Wazowski couldn't face the pressures of Monsters University and decided to take the easy way out.

It was down to the final lap, and both Cherry and Banana had no intentions of slowing down. Slowly the crowd started chanting "Go Banana!"

Timmy really would have regretted looking through grandma's underwear drawer if his upbringing had not been so sheltered.

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