a thoroughly inefficient way to make coffee

righteous flame consumes internet; new, better civilization emerges

cute dog will die someday

anarchist sets fire to everything

he's a starman, waiting in the sky / he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds

Al Jolson's embarrassing blackface performance in "The Jazz Singer"

one man gets murdered over a top hat while his friend, a hair-metal singer, runs away

some puerile bullshit attempting to be edgy

"I know that," he said just as the DMT set in. The world shimmered. Everything seemed to be moving. "It's Place linux."

fork, anyone?

an adorable baby potato

I'm trying to deal with my most recent breakup in a mature way but it's hard, people.