a bluejay gazes from a cliff at the wine-dark sea of Nickelodeon slime

urine and shit pour in impossible volume from a magician's hat; a trick that, while technically impressive, doesn't go over well with crowds

man stands before a gigantic cigarette, just the biggest fuckin stogie you've ever seen. oh to be blessed with a drag from such a dart...

a great gathering of small bugs collectively form the shapes of an angel, a devil, and a ghost. science struggles to find an explanation.

cactus man from Final Fantasy (video game series for dweebs (i don't play video games like a dweeb my little bro told me about it)) on fire.

trapdoor spider hiding in a glory hole. this is a fear i've learned to face in my own exodus for good head. feel free to discuss down below!

wolf flies on the Night of the Violet Sky. now, speaking from personal experience, this is when you KNOW you're just straight up fucked.

um...wtf?? now this is weird. person with hair(?) for appendages holding an orange orb above some kind of basket(?). are you HIGH bro? wtf

idk what the fuck this thing is. some kinda wormy blue freak w/ a pink bubble on its back, stalk eyes like an alien creature. it's dumb imo.

Moses, in his infamous bright red Ford Raptor, is visited by God in the form of a burning bush. "sick ride" -God. "no shit sherlock" -Moses

a hirsute beast, lower surly lifeform, stands & dresses like a human in the sunset. it's unrealistic because creatures do not do such things

lean (rapper beverage) with a hair floating in it. for those who are unaware lean is a rapper's beverage and it gets you high like a rapper.