The bearded man raced up the stairs to find the man he was chasing only to have disappeared on the roof

never sign in, its a trap

the pool is a planet and the man is a room outside (just requires some lateral thinking)

man fan died as the room shot up 97 degrees

the space narwhal looks to the heavens from its planet plotting the destruction of all organic life

The inappropriate beaver, having no control of what he says sexually harasses an unseen coworker

The apple, cast aside from society aimlessly floats in hope of finding a new, more accepting home

HELL IN 3D

A long, long time ago in a spaghetti galaxy far away...

The onion no longer possessing the will to live, jumps off a cliff mid hail storm

the chair stands between the two olives, distancing the jealous ex lovers

Mr. Popo clearly in dismay about goku's betrayal, promptly expresses his feeling to goku as he looks saddened by his own actions