Stoner-Joe finds his new bong is about human sized. Damn Joe, get your shit together before you order shit online.

Earth pokemon reject.

Matthew learns that decapitation by door is the unexpected silent killer.

Red, white, and blue politics mean a healthy, aryan /pol/ for all of us.

Scene-skeleman wants to tumblr but his mom won't let him.

A snake fails at Frogger. A TV-system cheapo bootleg copy at that. Wow snake, you suck at video games.

Stickman is so fresh, you can suck his nuts. Suh-wag.

Steve Ballmer quits ranting about developers and pursues the simple things in life, like solo tantric yoga and seaside wind.

You have been visited by the Fertile Carrot-Patch of Prosperity. Good dental health and vitamin A will be yours if you divulge your bank pin

Pepe thinks about murdering his roommate with a dumbbell

GO GO GO GO GO GO CRAP-O SENGEN

A mushroom gains enlightenment in the dark underbelly of the city among phoshorously-glowing rods.