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Doodle or Die

A man wakes late, only to find a strange note in his room, calling him crunchy. The man proceeds to cry from happiness.

A man who is against the institution of cars.

A dad rat ruining a perfectly good birthday cake.

A man, of whom is undoubtably not Rick, is farting a green fart.

New Chain

A man plumbing a toilet filled with his wife's hair. Afterwords, in anger, he beats his wife before going to work at the power plant.

A fart propelling a cripple as he climbs up a grass hill supporting various organisms of mushrooms.

A patriotic female pig

A creepy ass clown

"I used to be a piece of toast. Then I took an arrow to the knee."

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