sad blue peanut is sad

We must address the issue of pen hands, a tragedy sweeping households across the nation

man explodes into a green gas, leaving him as a torso and legs

Man declares his love for nose

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The plot twist at the end of Sixth Sense when you find out that old guy was Bruce Willis the whole time

poor flower wants to be moist

A pumpkin seems to be stabbing the front half of a purple horse while standing next to a river coming from a hill made of sand

Man claims he cannot be caught as he is immune to aids.

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Billie Jean the Handjob Queen

Venom's eyes

Banana has an identity crisis while orange becomes a schizoid

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Your favorite childhood tv show gets its own porn parody

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