Gabe Newell

Mrs. Claus wearing her husband's beard

How's the pie?

SQUARE CANDYCANES? FUCKIN' NOPE!

Johnny is trying to sell shit on ebay and doesn't understand the concept of trolls. he wishes only people serious would enquire

tmblr pls go

Spider-man realizes that he has a spider crawling up his chest. He attempts to remove said spider

damn, that dude is pissed off!

gaming's greatest scam

what did I do?

a man with a huge jaw and penis longer than his legs

>tfw you are in the World Trade Center right as the plane is about to hit.