My dad is a lesbian!?

Dragonite on drugs

Night 5 in the Big Brother house, Dennis the Menace found a cocaine stash and is now on the rampage, the other housemates must watch out

I dream of one day becoming a salmon sushi

Do not fear me gypsy

two priceless paintings walk into a bar... 'nice to meet ya'

That chicken is certainly flame grilled, perhaps slightly charred for my liking but I'm happy to give it a go, I enjoy social barbecues

'daaaaaamn sun my nigguh tyrone be catchin dem fly fishies fam, shieeet, watermelon ooga boogba kfc watermelon'

ah yes, the famous dude dentist with dollar dollae bills yo coming out of his head, hide your watermelons and check those cavities

The only thing more radiant than her bulging muscles and trimmed armpit hair, was her perfectly square jawline, truly a masterpiece

'The oddly yellow moon is nothing compared to the beauty of your flying carpet' The potato said to his curly poo wife, 'PEOPLE' she replied

'YOUVE GOT MAIL' echoes throughout the room, its bad news, ofcourse it is, but that wont stop you doing everything you can to perform ballet