A pair of human-dog mutants attempt to count for the first time in their nightmarish existence.

Moon rune tramp stamp.

The kraken is unleashed into the subterranean fluid tubes of Fallopia.

Emotional fractal butternut squash

Charon the ferryman loses his passengers on the way to Hades.

Barney The Insane expresses his love to a sea cucumber, through song.

Celebrity fashion: creativity through laziness.

Golf can be frustrating when your muscles get in the way of that perfect putt.

Inventor of the cheese wheel.

The origin of the idiom "a brush with death".

Just another grape on the vine.

Gravity assisted exit.