Crying electric-type lady.

Sexy-ass ghosts.

Ginger with a candle

Bandaged-eyes Jesus holding up the clothes line with his head.

Spiders in Hell

A chicken waiting for a bus.

A blonde potato-girl.

Straight door.

A fish orgasms as it comes up out of the water.

A turd in a lake of other turds.

"My jimmies are NOT rustled."

Steve Job's ghost.