What I say in my mind 24/7
Man with a uvula for a face strangles another man with a giant-headed man. The strangled man has a cowlick covering the middle of his face.
A dude named Tom celebrates his birthday. By himself.
The Loch Ness Monster adores her own beauty
Raven written by Edgar Allen Poe
Orange pig doesn't complain about the apple it received.
A white van with free candy inside.
John and Sherlock's penises touch
DAMNIT MISSED A SPOT
Sherlock Holmes fucking John Watson into the couch. Nothing is being worn but Sherlock's hat.
THE WORST FONT EVER
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