A bloblike, ignorantly blissful man lies on a bed and proclaims his love for the tasteful buzz of Smooth Jazz. Awwwww yeah.

Kim Jong Il has been reincarnated as a small duck. He stares angrily at the Japanese flag, plotting his revenge from beyond the grave.

Crap, you're right man. That tree totally sucks. I hope you're happy with yourself, you sucky tree. You suck. I don't even-

A snake beams with joy at the sight of his beloved Pepper. Now they can be together... forever.

Blonde Gene Simmons is gladly agreeing with his best friend, a 100% all natural bottle of grass. Gene appears to be putting on weight.

At the sight of Crab-apples, Luis Sera's head inflates to an anomalous size, and his eyes turn into dollar signs. He proclaims his wealth.

A lion's rear end emits profound levels of radiation. The lion expresses genuine surprise at this.

A smiling man flees to the mens room (presumably for dwarves, given the size of the door) as a toxic red gas fills the room.

A man in an ominous bunny mask demands a woman in a cat costume to set up the hot dog stand. His eyes are locked in a cold, neurotic stare.

A bed. Wait, that's a little bit boring. Draw the bed, but you can put a robot fighting a dragon in the background, if you like.

A man in a backpack sobs, for he has entered the nether zone. Yes, he has entered... THAT part of Doodle or Die. God help us.

That green blob with the face-butt has some serious class.