a pile of shit gains sentience and realizes it is, in fact, a pile of shit for the first time.

So anyway, I'm a cabbage, they're about to eat me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, "God bless him, don't eat him, he's a human!"

a horse car. as in a hybrid between a horse and a rooster you sick fuck.

a horse finger. as in a hybrid between a horse and a rooster you sick fuck.

horse coat. as in a hybrid between a horse and a rooster you sick fuck.

horse car. as in a hybrid of a horse and a rooster you sick fuck.

mario the turtle gotta... not go very fast at all actually

elephant nosed middle aged man with Code Lyoko-sized forehead goes MUVH in a plaintive fashion.

batman on the batcycle with a pair of babies taped to the back of his cape. he is driving furiously with one hand, other caressing his seat.