Man discovers a pantless donkey

Two nude stick figures only touching where they hold hands, just about to kiss.

Jet bombing a angry turtle with a bald human head

Three masked purple four-tentacled octopi steal cars from a crying blond woman.

Oh god! A boulder is committing an armed robbery of a man, and the man has been shot. He grimaces in pain.

SAIL in red capital letters written over sleepying beauty's blue dress from the disney movie (princess herself not included)

A woman rides into battle on a stag.

Smiling green faces, one with a orange braid. Oh wait that's supposed to be shrek. "It's not "ogre" til I say it's "ogre"." Ha ha puns

An epic battle between the force of evil and a single lonely HD television screen

A sidways bluebird with a confrontational stare

Two boring-ass grey smudges

A two men, one santa, and the other in a santa hat, stand next to one another. The not-santa holds an unidentifiable object