HEY! watch your language...

*pulls tapeworm out of my ass* Hey this is Jim, I named him after Earthworm Jim, from my favorite SNES game, Earthworm Jim.

Has anyone ever had hemorrhoids removed cause I'm scared its gonna hurt and I've never had surgery before and I'm scared

3am cheese is the best cheese

thats a nice bird i like that bird

I CAN SMELL THE FUCKING PUMPKINS

Hhaha nice meme *winks with both eyes because I can't wink so its kinda like an awkward blink*

*Oh Pretty Woman by Rob Orbison plays in the background*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*September by Earth, Wind, & Fire plays in the far distance*

*blows whistle loudly* WOaH! WE GOT A NSFW HERE!! its actually really pretty tho

*slaps cheeks in amazement* WOW!