A woman asks if you want her "science titties."

A man eats a burger

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Earthworm emo thing says Hi.

A rainbow Pegasus with a pig nose.

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I man remembers his D.A.R.E. training and sternly tells a zombie "No. I will not have cuddly bumps with you."

A man hates people who use hashtags on anything but twitter

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Oh, but I'm already dead. Ohohohohohohoho.

A man tries to bring an island with him, with his home-made raft.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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