Anal rainbow propelled launch

A young Julius Caesar lives an enjoyable life. The sad thing is, he may never know that humanity would one day name a salad after him.

A pie chart, in which 75% of people like socks (yellow) and 25% don't (black), is haunted by his past (half of a purple eggshell with eyes)

Fornicate with you, I take the form of a leafy, green vegetable that grows low to the ground. Also, I'm delicious in stew.

Little Jimmy says, "Fuck this flying eel, AND his words of caution!" He then proceeds to stab it.

Bender would like you to gnaw upon his reflective iron tuckus.

Toilet Man and his trusty side-kick Plunger Lad are saving the world, one clog at a time.

A furry buttcheek has an idea mid-sentence

Duke Nukem 3D double-kick

The most interesting bear in the world: "I don't always drink blood, but when I do, it's Goldy Locks'."

Police are investigating an attack that occurred earlier today, where a chain equipped with a lava sprayer allegedly attacked 12 people.

A man offers his head to the High Chickens of Agabar, but little does he know, the chickens don't want his head, they just want his money...