A black man saying that he loves being pooped on.

Confused man.

People visiting an art gallery and looking at a statue saying its beautiful.

A disabled man is eating green substance. The green substance seems to belong to the angry looking booger by the side.

Doodle or Die

This describes the truly amazing Eddyvolution. The theory goes that sunrays combined with a monkey called eddy equals a bin man called Eddy.

New Chain

A prisoner drinking Aloe Vera in his bunk bed while jerking off.

Ditto loving a crying woman.

FIRING SQUAD EXECUTING PRISONERS

A hot dog with mustard on it.

A dog that won a prize, and looks that it has rabies. Award in a beauty contest.

Half naked man trying to get pass a blue bolder.

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