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"... Time to take a piss on the Piranha Plant, wahoo!" He exclaimed, knowing fully well the consequences. But Mario never changes, never.

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Poliwag is denied.

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An extreme form of ballet where performers tend to be assholes to the audience.

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Adam presses a huge marijuana joint between his lips, completely nude save for a cannabis leaf hiding his family jewels.

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