Priest mcwanghead.

A stick man murders a construction worker with his own bare...sticks?

An old lady hipster.

A man eats the flag of Japan, and proceeds to poop it out.

The earth shapeshifts into the form of a dog with mange.

Mr. Hotdog stares into your soul.

An ugly man crying blood says his last words to his pet donkey... "I love Twilight."

The cowardly lion getting his face chewed off by a Ladybug.

The united nations of Icee.

Mr. Blue says "Nice Butt"

Super Punk is hesitant to pull the plug on his best friend, who is suffering from No-face-itis.

Sonic the Hedgehog i killed by a rogue slice of cake.