Navi has a cute human form?!?!

Link's name is NOT Zelda

Broccoli-people love rats. Broccoli-people, also, love tennis. What happened later wasn't terrible. Look at how happy the cute vegetable is.

That's so Rayvin. Creeper loves a man in a suit.

NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!

Steve. Where. Are. Your. Clothes. Quick! Give 'im diamond armour!

Cheetos? No no no. That's too mainstream. It's all about Skeetos.

Plot twist: the triforce is actually made of cheese.

Go to sleep.

"My! What sharp teeth you have!" Riding Hood: Dame of Destruction

Shrek the Killer: Wielder of Onions

Crappypasta.