A baby soup bowl.

The only thing it seems to say is that it is too long.

I owned you even in death.

A guy wishes he had an ax for a foot.

A hat laments over his lack of a human head.

The letter z is evil.

My cat brings me pancakes every morning at 7am.

Queen singer is caught in a purple hurricane.

Battle not with monsters lest he become a monster.

Eyes are expressing deep concern and fear.

A banana threatens my mariokart victory.

The path to success is littered with the corpses of those who came before me.