A murderer in the fridge has killed Ketchup and Jam, and has smeared an ominous warning to Mustard in jam's tasty insides. :(

Two bison guard the mystical orb of power. One says 'Turn back, mortal.'

A man tries to play roulette using a bag of cocaine instead of money, but the casino will only take bets in black tar heroin.

A witch in an igloo tells a penguin "I'll get you, my gandy" while a red goose honks at her.

Pacman with a body has a ball and chain around his leg and proclaims 'I TOTALLY AM GUILTY'

Duck with shades approves of lumberjack activities.

Alien dinner party!

A rat in the shadow of a carnivorous dinosaur asks a duckling if it just got really dark. The duck denies.

The miner's canary is dead by the employment gas sign. Time for a new canary!

Doctor Who wanted to go to the north pole to visit Santa, but the made a mistake and landed the TARDIS on one of his elves :(

A leprachaun looks sullenly at his pot of gold. Almost as if finding it was... too easy.

Cool guy knows cabbage is cool, yo!